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Name: Alyssa
Birthday: 1/3/1987
Gender: Female


Interests: cutting my hair into mullets, swearing, listening to eminem, dating men twice my age, petting the sausage...my dog, that is, and wearing sweatshirts when its 85 degrees outside.
Expertise: clipping dogs' toenails
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Monday, October 02, 2006

 

 


Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Awesome news!!

This last week has been great and all, except that i havent got to see kacie that much since we moved back, i miss that a lot, ya know? any way about my last couple of weeks-"im inlove with a stripper!!!" well at least he should be a stripper cus his body is SOOOOdamn HOT! Luke; if your reading this now you know what i think bout your body, if you don't already know it!!! a couple weeks ago kacie and i decided to go to the Johns' house to a party and.... basically to make a long story short...luke was there and....yeah,we had A LOT of fun!!! (THE ROCK QUARRY!)and then about 5-6 days after that little incedent we hung out at barkers and had much much fun there too, until, well, i had a little much to drink and you can come up with your own conclustions there. OH YEAH! and there was this really cute guy there with luke,his name was BROCK and he wanted kacie pretty bad, but she had the kevin thing goin on,,,,well shit im sure we will  all hang out again soon...but i must run i have to go meet kacie at the bar soon!GIRLS NITE!!


Wednesday, May 03, 2006

WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.


2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD AND WIGGLING OUR BUTT
WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SEXIEST DANCE MOVE AROUND?

3. WE'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED THAT WE WANT TO KICK SOMEONE'S ASS AND
HONESTLY
BELIEVE WE COULD DO IT, TOO.

4. IN OUR LAST TRIP TO PEE, WE REALIZE THAT WE NOW LOOK MORE LIKE A
HOMELESS HOOKER THAN THE GODDESS WE WERE JUST FOUR HOURS AGO.

5. WE START CRYING AND TELLING EVERYONE WE SEE, THAT WE LOVE THEM SOOOOO
MUCH.

6. WE GET EXTREMELY EXCITED AND JUMP UP AND DOWN EVERY TIME A NEW SONG
PLAY'S BECAUSE "OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS SONG!"

7. WE'VE FOUND A DEEPER/SPIRITUAL SIDE TO THE GEEK SITTING NEXT TO US.

8. WE'VE SUDDENLY TAKEN UP SMOKING AND BECOME REALLY GOOD AT IT.

9. WE YELL AT THE BARTENDER, WHO WE BELIEVE CHEATED US BY GIVING US JUST
LEMONADE, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE WE CAN NO LONGER TASTE THE GIN.

10. WE THINK WE ARE IN BED, BUT OUR PILLOW FEELS STRANGELY LIKE THE
KITCHEN FLOOR (or the mop?)

11. WE FAIL TO NOTICE THAT THE TOILET LID'S DOWN WHEN WE SIT ON IT.

12. WE TAKE OUR SHOES OFF BECAUSE WE BELIEVE IT'S THEIR FAULT THAT WE'RE
HAVING PROBLEMS WALKING STRAIGHT.



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Tuesday, April 04, 2006

"What Hurts The Most"

I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house
That don't bother me
I can take a few tears now and then and just let them out

I'm not afraid to cry
Every once in a while
Even though going on with you gone still upsets me
There are days
Every now and again
I pretend I'm ok but that's not what gets me

What hurts the most
Was being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
Not seeing that love in you
Is what I was trying to do

It's hard to deal with the pain of losing you everywhere I go
But I'm doing it
It's hard to force that smile when I see your old friends and I'm alone

Still harder
Getting up, getting dressed
Dealing with this regret
But I know if I could do it over
I would trade
Give away
All the words that I say
Through my heart that I left unspoken

What hurts the most
Was being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
Not seeing that love in you
Is what I was trying to do

Is what I was trying to do
Oh wow oh wow

What hurts the most
Was being so close
And having so much to say
And watching you walk away
And never knowing
What could have been
Not seeing that love in you
Is what I was trying to do

Is what I was trying to do
Yeah...
And never knowing
What could have been
Not seeing that love in you
Is what I was trying to do


Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Dang there are a lot of ugly people that go to Cowley...looking around the room I see one person that is decent looking, and she is a girl. oh, well nevermind, I just saw myself in the reflection of the computer across the room.  I could make it interesting and talk about what I did over Spring Break- Well I left the wednesday before spring break actually started. Stayed in Independence that night with my sister. Went home Thursday and worked for my mom at the resturant. After that K.C. Bryant invited me over to Chase's house to drink and play cards. I went. It was fun. *Secret* Went home at like 3 or so. Friday night I went back over to Chase's with Cody Kelcey and Kacie. Oh-Fun. Saturday night I went BACK over to Chase's and don't really remember anything. Sunday night- I did not stay home- I went out with Kacie, Kevin, Chase and Scott. Monday I hmmm....I don't remember. Tuseday I went to Hidden Valley, by myself. Stayed there with Seth and Cory. Wednesday I got up and ate breakfast in Kincaid. That night I went back out to hidden valley. It was boring to I went to Colony- Umm...Boring...After that I went home and got ready for bed....then Katie called and wanted me to come sleep with her so...i did cause I'm such a good friend. Next Morning me,kac,casey boy,kelc,cody,and katie went four-wheeling. It was a lot of fun. That night Me kac kelc and katie went and ate at El Charos and then went to the bar-country cruised-went to caudell's house & watched our videos-drove around some more, went back to the bar and then I crashed at Katies. Friday morning me kac kelc katie cody casey boy kevin kristina and dexter all went 4 wheeling again. It was pretty fun. then I went to work at 4 and after that I went took a shower, went out with kelc cody preston and casey boy. I actually had a lot of fun...Saturday I had 3 hours of sleep and got up at 7:00 in the morning. Went to work-dereck came in... felt very odd....and then that night i picked up Seth and we went to the bar-then scotts and anyone can fill in the blanks after that cause i'm clueless. Sunday I came home from Katie's and slept-took a shower-and watched the notebook. I tried getting ahold of Dereck for only the 300th time to hang out with him/get my "earrings" but he doesn't seem to want to talk to me...hmm, wierd, I wouldn't know why. I feel bad but thats the only way I know how to defend myself. just talk shit just like he does about me. My talkin shit is not bad though-actually I don't even talk shit-"talking shit" consist of me texting Dereck and telling him that i'm playing the game too. Yeah- A part of me will always like him and hope he would change for me, but I made up my mind- i'm not going to wait around for nothing. I don't even remember how I got on this subject. Yeah so anyway lastnight I went out with Kacie brad and doug. I took 7 shots of jack Daniels and 1 shot of patron. Maybe wasn't a good idea for me. anyway-kacie has been sleeping all day-missed class with chlamidia Nick. Sad story. I think I am going to go to my room and write a song.

 



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